I am not an IT professional, and certainly not of the caliber needed to maintain a website as well trafficked as the World Surf League’s. […] Read More
Whether it’s on the land or in the water, I seem to be a magnet for dudes that just want to chat. Guys regularly approach […] Read More
For the first time in roughly two and a half months, the waves were shit. This ended an extraordinary run of great surf in San […] Read More
No one suavely shits themselves. There is no diverse range of emotions a person experiences from losing control of their bowels. You are either a […] Read More
The whales have had enough of our Michael Jackson laced propaganda films. They are coming for us.
Kelly Slater is a washed-up, over the hill old man. I would never say this to his face, mind you. Even writing it makes me […] Read More
The Scene: A Starbucks at 7 AM. The sun has just risen. Desk jockeys are lined up, staring with absent minds at the menu of […] Read More
Surfing is corporate. This statement will shock precisely no one. After positioning itself as anti-establishment in its formative years, surfing very much is the establishment […] Read More
So, you have decided to take up surfing? Congratulations! Surfing is an exquisite hobby choice. You are about to embark down a radical path filled […] Read More
My alarm is set for 5:30. In the morning. On a Saturday. After a long week of pushing papers, putting Microsoft Excel through its paces, […] Read More