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Month: September 2019

This Might Be Satire Posted onSeptember 6, 2019

Kelly Slater Didn’t Build The Perfect Wave. He Built Himself a Retirement Home.

Kelly Slater is a washed-up, over the hill old man. I would never say this to his face, mind you. Even writing it makes me […] Read More

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