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Essays From The Black Lagoon June 17, 2020June 21, 2020

My Biggest Fear Is Pooping in My Wetsuit – OR – Poop Suit Riot: Throw Back a Bottle of Fear

No one suavely shits themselves. There is no diverse range of emotions a person experiences from losing control of their bowels. You are either a […] Read More

Essays From The Black Lagoon August 13, 2019July 6, 2020

Localism at Starbucks

The Scene: A Starbucks at 7 AM. The sun has just risen. Desk jockeys are lined up, staring with absent minds at the menu of […] Read More