Category: This Might Be Satire

I am not an IT professional, and certainly not of the caliber needed to maintain a website as well trafficked as the World Surf League’s. […] Read More

The whales have had enough of our Michael Jackson laced propaganda films. They are coming for us.

Kelly Slater is a washed-up, over the hill old man. I would never say this to his face, mind you. Even writing it makes me […] Read More

Surfing is corporate. This statement will shock precisely no one. After positioning itself as anti-establishment in its formative years, surfing very much is the establishment […] Read More

So, you have decided to take up surfing? Congratulations! Surfing is an exquisite hobby choice. You are about to embark down a radical path filled […] Read More

I see you there, my guy. Perhaps you are a youth who has yet to develop compassion for others. Perhaps you are an older gentleman […] Read More